I've wasted my entire life not pursuing creative talent, but I sure have played a lot of flash games.
Age 26, Male
Loser
Ontario, Canada
Joined on 10/5/07
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Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Start the game for the first time.
Get freaky on a Friday.
kill the first boss
find it
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Take out your first bandit
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!