Total Medals Earned: 1,187 (From 182 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,585 Points
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/500 points)
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Unlock the Army Helmet.
Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Unlock the Party Hat.
Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Unlock all the other Medals.
Unlock all the hats.
Buy all the Upgrades.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
collect a purple orb
collect a green orb
see "the end"
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 3/17 (85/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
End the game.
Perform a 45 combo.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 12/30 (110/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/430 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Destroy 150 boxes
Loot 200 coins in a single mission.
Loot 500 coins in a single mission.
Kill 50 enemies in a single survival round.
Kill 250 enemies
Destroy 400 boxes. Do you hate or love them?
Kill 500 enemies. Certified Crazy.
Kill 100 enemies in a single survival round.
Destroy 999 boxes. Why you do dis (╯°□°)╯
Loot 1000 coins in a single mission.
Kill 1000 enemies. Pure wicked!
Kill 200 enemies in a single survival round.
Beat all 3 levels.
Kill 500 enemies in a single survival round.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (350/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
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